PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you read more wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.